Juicy Jams

by Juicetan

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I don't need a list, my mind is a steel trap I'll be back before that sloth begins a slow clap Just gonna walk don't need to drive, saving the polar ice caps I don't even need a bag just gonna pick up a few things Going to the store, coming back with nothing you left for So you're going back to the store again You should have know before you walked through those doors Now you're coming back for more, my friend I came for detergent Now my mind feels so divergent I know the toilet paper situation is urgent But now a new sale emerges What do I need? What was it I needed? Grab myself another box of cereal, I think I need to go Shop til you drop, there's little you can do to stop yourself From making purchases on a whim Struggling with the reality of putting needs before wants Why did I have to come here when I was so hungry? (Refrain) But how could you ignore the new Ben n Jerry's flavor I said, "I will savor this in bed!" I've had a real craving (for a bag of smart food) Now that I'm here I don't know where to start (I feel like a fool) I know I needed something What I needed was some vegetables What do I need? What was it I needed? Grab myself another box of cereal, I think I need to go (Refrain)
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Weird pressure inside my body and head, feels like I'm melting into my bed Strange sensations in the backs of my eyes, I hear noises out the window but there's nothing outside It's so familiar, it's so surreal Thoughts swimming round my skull like electric eels Here she comes, coursing through my veins Stopping by to cuddle with my brain She changes into robes of comfort and delight, her warm weight presses on my body tonight Weighing me down yet lifting me still, we dance as one cause she knows I will What have I got to bother me, nothing's going wrong, I'm happy Here she comes, pulsing through my veins Stopping by the cuddle with my brain
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As the rivers peter to a dribble and the wells run dry As the lakes reveal their depths, pretty soon there won't be nothing left No melt to feed the streams, no sign of falling water anywhere No flow in the shallow creeks, What if I made it rain for weeks? Rain for weeks, What if it rained for weeks? If I bring the rain will you still complain, "Man it's such a pain, I think I hate the rain." If I invoke the rain will you call me insane as I dance in the name of aqueous gains. Dance for the rain. Thirsty soil drinking it deep, another drop seeps down into the aquifer Precipitation brings such relief, can you catch a raindrop in your smiling teeth? Such a deluge has never been seen, I'm feeling damp and delusional Here's what you wanted, now come outside Why does the rain make you run and hide? Run and hide, Why do we run and hide? (Chorus) Dodging puddles as you quiver in your rain boots, can't remember when you last saw the sun Feeling soggy just staring out your window, you wanted rain but now you want it to go Rivers burst over their banks and their boundaries, this land is positively saturated We can't ignore the perfect storm we waited for Have you had enough or do you want some more? Want some more, how bout a little more? (Chorus)
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Pie 02:19
Whatever happened to being pied in the face? People really enjoyed that Maybe too much whipped cream in the wrong place could give you a sinus infection Everyone could stand to eat some more pie So stand up and eat some more pie Having a pie around just feels good, you can eat it anytime With a pie right by your side you probably could befriend a hungry mountain lion (Chorus)
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The wheat in the fields has been covered in blight But they tell us that the rye will make it alright No fruits of our labor, it's time for some cooperation with your neighbor With your neighbor Rye bread sandwiches, delicious, but now I've seen them burning witches Sustenance we sought, or so we thought, but it's all for not our rye's infected with ergot Our rye's infected with ergot Demonic wenches of anguish, muttering curses under their breath Sweet surrender would be painless, sweet surrender in eternal, fiery death Back to the fiery depths
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How is it that we always know what is on each other's mind? You force the laughter from my lips, you're a saracastic kind Slender form cool and warm, lying here with our bodies intwined Where on earth did you come from, how the hell did you become mine? I feel infatuated, thought streams so related Desires satiated, can't stand to be separated Would you like some chicken wings? We shall feast like kings Let's dance and sing, let's you and I fling our sexy bodies like whimsical things When you are near my head is clear, shrug the weight of misconception Words flow like the slow running water of the river of love that I have stepped in I'm happy in this place staring at your face I fell a heightened sense of perception Come to find you've blown my mind found the hole in my skull, took a step and leapt in Talk to me with your hips, kiss my face with your lips People might look at us weird when I caress you with my beard But they're probably just jealous, maybe we're being overzealous I think not this is the love I sought, let's sit together deep in thought Would you like some chicken wings? We shall feast like kings Let's dance and sing, let's you and I fling our sexy bodies like whimsical things
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Finger of beans, finger of beans Finger of beans, do you know what I mean? Put your finger in those beans For they might not be as hot as they seem Finger of beans, finger of beans Finger of beans, do you know what I mean? Put your finger in to see if they are ready Don't worry now, keep it nice and steady When you put your finger in those lava hot beans Don't worry, they're not as hot as they seem But if they are, take your finger out Put that finger in your mouth It's a Finger of beans, finger of beans Finger of beans, do you know what I mean? We're having beans now with our tortillas It's so good for you and a me a Dedo de frijoles, dedo de frijoles Dedo de frijoles, me comprendes? Estamos comiendo frijoles con tortillas En frijoles hay much proteina You know it's a finger of beans Don't you know it's a finger of beans
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Our relationship may be based on sh!t On his head I sit in the mornings Coffee and papaya you see, keep us going regularly The urge to splurge may strike without warning Packing a bowl with my friend Paco Packing a bowl with my friend Paco It's about that time now I've gotta go I've grabbed the dry bag so everybody knows that I'm Packing a bowl with my friend Paco Paco he's a modest guy, he never screams he never cries None of us realize what he goes through When food goes through you and you've got to do the do Relax, he'll be there for you, Paco don't judge based solely on #2 (Refrain) Dropping my drawers by a plastic hole Clearing out my bowels is my main goal, because I'm Packing a bowl with my friend Paco Paco has dreams of exploring the world, maybe even finding some groovy girl Someone who loves him just as he is Paco loves fine art, jazz, and cooking Paco is watching when no one is looking Can you believe he's never been kissed? Does anybody stop to think about the sannipottie? I will love him to the very end, yet my very end is all I show to this friend Seems to be a popular trend among our group He will always be there in times of digestive despair He knows not to stare when you present him with your cheeks so bare (Refrain) Manuel and Christian have said, "Our friend Paco appears to be dead," But I think I will say instead, "Hey there, Paco, let's share some bread. I ate just before bed and it happens to already be digested." Packing a bowl with my friend Paco Does anybody stop to think about the sanipottie? Does anybody stop to think about Paco?
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Small Talk 03:14
Combing the cerebral sands, what on earth could make our talk less bland? Futile attempts to search my head, groping at things unsaid Left with nothing but heaps of words That swirl around our conversation like flocks of birds Hey man, I don't know, I got nothing to say What do we have in common anyway? How bout that weather today? I've shared my thoughts with you, now I'm walking away Comes on easy like a shoe filled with butter Cucumber ice cube in the heat of summer Hamster wanders aimlessly away from the wheel And my flowing brain gravy begins to congeal Once climbed a really big tree I've had about a dozen cavities I'm not too good on skis I'm a fan of gouda cheese (Refrain) Once climbed a redwood tree I've donated my teeth to charity I'm a pro on water skies I make and sell my very own cheese
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Git Some 03:43
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Flyin' Higha 05:44
What if you could fly so high? Where would you go first? Would you leave for good and hit the road Jack? Would you take your friends for a ride on your back? You better bundle up tight, got a felling it's gonna be a cold flight Wear your goggles for sight, a beetle in your eye might upset your night Beware of telephone wires, got a suit made of old tires Keeps me from catching fire, keeps me flying higher So you think you can fly, my oh my What are your plans? What are your aspirations? Will you fly with the geese in a V formation? Simplify your travel plans for vacation (Chorus) I never thought that this would happen to me, they said, "There's no point in trying, Defying gravity is for the birds and the bees." But now I am flying Don't believe what they tell you about impossibilities, some people get bogged down by improbabilities Shrug off disbelief, open your mind up and you'll see Anything is possible give it chance, don't be Limited by fears of failure and negativity Restricted by the constant flow of sheer stupidity Keep your mind wide open to the buffet of opportunity Do be who you wanna be, rise up and fly (Chorus)
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A collection of tunes written between 2008-2016. Songs to celebrate the simple joys of living. Dive in head first and submerge yourself in the Juicy Jams.

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released September 7, 2016

Brother Ben, you are a musical inspiration to me always.

Dearest Stein, I appreciate your humor, intelligence, and beauty. Thank you deeply for your love and support.

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Juicetan San Francisco, California

Ever mystified by the wonders of the natural and musical world, Juicetan finds himself on a quest to explore and craft captivating tunes for all those who would listen.

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